Why cats are superior to dogs

So here's a fun fact about both of these pets, they both suck in their own way. So, anyway you take this argument can be wrong. However, this is the lawless wild west known as the internet, where opinions can be anything you want them to be within legal (and non-racial) means. That why I am making the bold claim that cats are objectively better than dogs. "Ruh-ro raggy, rifferent ropinions" I hear your thoughts. To that I say, "Oh well lmao." Let's begin

Reason number one, they are pretty self sufficient now, I'm not saying ALL cats are like this, but the ones I've had experience with were literal Lions in one of their past nine lives. My cats used to go days, DAYS away from the house only to come back and chill for a couple more before heading out to explore the world again. Granted, they were collared with trackers, so more often that not we knew where they were. but sometimes they'd go on cross city adventures and come back with a bird in their mouths or something. It's like a room mate going on a business trip and coming back home with takeout, except the takeout is Arbys or something, so I wouldn't eat it.

Reason number two, They are cuter in most cases. Don't get me wrong, cats can be fuckin ugly too. Like the sphinx ones. those I don't really care for. That being said, there, are MANY more dog breeds that I don't like compared to cats. For example, Pugs. hate 'em. Sorry if you own one, but they are literally a biological abomination and their entire existence is suffering. You'll get a real big list if you google whats wrong with them. Poodles. They just look fucking stupid. Like the pompous rich a-hole of the dog world. they're also just SO skinny man like holy crap they look malnourished. on the other hand, you have cats, that ALL look relatively the same with like colour, leg size, amount of fluffiness, and resting bitch face being the only variable. I'd call that a win.

And the third and final reason cats are better than dogs is THE MEMES. Cats have some of, if not, the best memes I can find on tik tok and I love each and every one of them. If you look hard enough, I'm sure you can find a funny video about ANY pet or animal on this god-forsaken planet. But cat memes are just LEAGUES above sometimes i don't know how to explain it... So i'm not going to. This is my blog, I don't need to have a reason for anything, this is what my brain is like all the time.

So there you have it, my top 3 reasons why Cats are literally better in every way. Okay, most ways. I do want a dog, so I will admit that they are pretty great. But I can't get the image of walking around the city going on adventures with a cat in my hoodie, so theres another big reason. Thanks for reading, and remember, Taxes are a choice.